“Googly eye!” Luke exclaimed.
“Actually, it’s just me,” said Simon. “Although I’ve been told the resemblance is startling.”
Spinach Artichoke and Brie Crepes with Sweet Honey Sauce
WHY AM I ALLERGIC TO THINGS
Every time I make a status that’s like “[this person/this thing] is cool”
My mother posts “Um, [who/what] is that?”
JESUS MOM JUST GOOGLE IT. YOU’RE POSTING FROM YOUR PHONE ANYWAY IT HAS INTERNET OMFG
Mine :D don’t change source
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
A group of owls is known as a parliament or a stare
i did it yeheyehy
I fucking love the weird-ass terms for various flocks of birds.
Murder of crows
Unkindness of ravens
Building of rooks
Party of jays
Kettle of hawks
Gaggle of geese
Pitying of turtledoves
Siege of herons