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googlyeyebooks:

“Googly eye!” Luke exclaimed.“Actually, it’s just me,” said Simon. “Although I’ve been told the resemblance is startling.” 

googlyeyebooks:

“Googly eye!” Luke exclaimed.
“Actually, it’s just me,” said Simon. “Although I’ve been told the resemblance is startling.” 

foodfuckery:

Spinach Artichoke and Brie Crepes with Sweet Honey Sauce
Recipe

WHY AM I ALLERGIC TO THINGS

foodfuckery:

Spinach Artichoke and Brie Crepes with Sweet Honey Sauce

Recipe

WHY AM I ALLERGIC TO THINGS

Parents on fb

Every time I make a status that’s like “[this person/this thing] is cool”

My mother posts “Um, [who/what] is that?”

JESUS MOM JUST GOOGLE IT. YOU’RE POSTING FROM YOUR PHONE ANYWAY IT HAS INTERNET OMFG

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ne0n-v4ns:

Mine :D don’t change source

ne0n-v4ns:

Mine :D don’t change source

warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

askfordoodles:

areyoujun:

A group of owls is known as a parliament or a stare

i did it yeheyehy

I fucking love the weird-ass terms for various flocks of birds.

Murder of crows

Unkindness of ravens

Building of rooks

Party of jays

Kettle of hawks

Gaggle of geese

Pitying of turtledoves

Siege of herons

the list goes on…